Once they arrived, the bandits seemed single-minded of purpose, riding straight for the Breakwater Brewhaus. The main character basically gets infinite magic wishes from a beautiful princess, and then rides on Falkor's back to show up. Savage Love Letter of the Day: Dating with Busty Baggage. Surely fate doesn't intend them spend their lives with a brainless bimbo? Savage Love Letter of the “bimbo” and “dominatrix”.